The 50 States Of America If They Were Given Hilarious Catch Phrases

0
245
the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-given-hilarious-catch-phrases
Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterest

From Tickld:

Alabama: Well.. at least we’re not Mississippi.

Alaska: Like Canada, but better.

Arizona: Papers please. Just kidding…

Arkansas: The home of Bill Clinton. Sorry.

California: “We’re better than you, and we know it.”

Colorado: It’s the California you can afford to buy a house in.

Connecticut: “Full of pit stops when going from Boston to New York!”

Delaware: “Are you…are you talking me? It’s been years! Don’t leave!”

Florida: The more North you go the more South it gets!

Georgia: “Walking Dead and Archer: Come for the Cool.”

Hawaii: Yes, we’re technically a state!

Idaho: Please stop asking us about potatoes…

Illinois: Because Chicago isn’t big enough to be its own state.

Indiana: College Basketball!…and Corn.

Iowa: We’re relevant during the primaries!

Kansas: It’s like elevator music with grass.

Kentucky: Come for the bourbon, stay because you drank way too much bourbon.

Louisiana: Please send help.

Maine: As seen in every Stephen King novel!

Maryland: “We Have Crabs!”

Massachusetts: No, we don’t talk like that. Just stop.

Michigan: “Our main export is crippling depression.”

Minnesota: Cheese Is Good.

Mississippi: Well… at least we’re not Mis– D’oh!

Missouri: It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

Montana: “Not Even Once.”

Nebraska: CORN! and not much else.

Nevada: Come on vacation, leave on probation.

New Hampshire: 69ing Vermont for over 200 years!

New Jersey: You can’t pump your own gas.

New Mexico: Better Mexico.

New York: “This city is just one small part of our state. There’s a lot of other stuff up here.”

North Carolina: We’re the best Carolina.

North Dakota: “If we called it ‘Upper South Dakota’ instead, would you want to visit?

Ohio: Where every vote counts and the seasons don’t matter.

Oklahoma: “Oklahoma is OK!”

Oregon: “Check out all our trees, man.”

Pennsylvania: It’s Always Sunny Here.

Rhode Island: Why are we a state?

South Carolina: Better Carolina.

South Dakota: No, really. The mountain monument is in this one!

Tennessee: A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.

Texas: Wake up in Texas. Drive all day. Still in Texas.

*BONUS* Texas: Stop asking us if it’s the heat or the humidity. It’s ALWAYS the humidity.

Utah: Bring your wives!

Vermont: “You drove right through it again.”

Virginia: What do you mean the North won?

Washington: You know all that stuff your state wants? Yeah, we already have that.

West Virginia: Not technically the South.

Wisconsin: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and that somewhere is right here.

Wyoming: Why are you in Wyoming?

Like us on Facebook – USA Liberty News

This post has been slightly altered from the original.

Source: thefederalistpapers.org

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterest

LEAVE A REPLY